This is pretty close to perfect, in all honesty. The pork is top notch, the coleslaw is nearly perfect, the bun is exactly what it should be. But it lacks a bit of... oomph.

Yeah, that's right. I said "oomph". Would I care to be more specific? No. That would require further in-depth analysis that I'm not being compensated for. In fact, I'm not being compensated for any of this! Which means that by reading this, you're basically a freeloader. Shame on you.